Best jokes forever

Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad
karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..
Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta – ok madam…. A for apple.
B for bada apple .
C for chhota apple .
D for dusra apple .
E for ek aur apple .
F for fokat ka apple .
G for gol apple .
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple ?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum
apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se
apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur ………..

Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte thay.
Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gaya aur police
investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko
sawal poochne laga…
Police: “Tumhara dost kaise mara?”
Sardar: “ Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet
mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha
marne ki dawa khila di.”

Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost
aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein
chupa do na please.
Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan
lega.

Guy 1: “How’s your history paper coming?”
Guy 2: “Well, my history professor suggested that
I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very
helpful.
Guy 1: “Really?”
Guy 2: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who
sell them!”

Nutrition class teacher given home work to write
3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children
bring the home work.
One boy written only one page. Then teacher
asked him why he has written only one page.
The boy replied, “Teacher I have written about
condensed milk.”

Chotu’s dad picked him up from school to take
him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts
for the school play were supposed to be posted
today, he asked his son if he got one.
Chotu enthusiastically announced that he had, ” I
play a man who’s been married for twenty
years. “
“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and
before you know it they’ll be giving you a
speaking part.”