Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one
baby shouted to the other,
“Are you a little girl or a little boy?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other baby
giggling.”What do you mean, you don’t know?”
said the first baby.
“I mean I don’t know how to tell the difference,”
was the reply.
Well, I do,” said the first baby chuckling. “I’ll
climb into your crib and find out.”
He carefully climbed himself into the other
baby’s crib, then
quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After
a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big
grin on his face.
“You’re a little girl, and I’m a little boy,” he said
proudly.
“You’re ever so clever,” cooed the baby girl, “but
how can you tell?”
“It’s quite easy really,” replied the baby boy,
“You’ve got pink socks and I’ve got blue ones.”
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his
mobile phone but discovered that she was out of
credit ; she instructed her son – to use his own
phone to pass across an urgent message to
daddy who is at site.
After junior had called , he got back to mummy
to inform her that it was a lady that picked up
daddy’s phone the three times he tried reaching
dad on the mobile.
She waited impatiently for her husband to return
from site, immediately she sighted him, she gave
him a very hot slap, while the man was trying to
ask why?
She repeated the slap , people from neighborhood
rushed around to know the cause of this.
The man asked junior to tell everybody what the
lady said to him when he called,
Junior said “ the number u are trying to call is
not reachable “.
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re
wearing, one is green and the other is blue with
red spots !!
PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another
pair just like that at home.
Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se
lenge.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi
raheti hai.
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a
penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever
yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall
personally do to you”
“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt
and let it go”
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th
grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor , so
he produced an experiment that involved a glass
of water , a glass of whiskey and two worms .
“Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said
the professor putting a worm first into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a
worm in water could be.
The second worm , he put into the whiskey. It
writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a doornail .
“Now, what lesson can we derive from this
experiment?” the professor asked.
Shyam, who naturally sits in back, raised his
hand and wisely, responded, “Drink whiskey and
you won’t get worms.”
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!
Even though he could not tell time, my three-
year-old grandson was playing with a wall clock
when I visited.
Later, when I was putting on my coat to leave, I
asked him what time it was. He looked at the
clock blankly, then brightened.
“It’s time for you to go,” he answered
triumphantly.
