A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th
grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor , so
he produced an experiment that involved a glass
of water , a glass of whiskey and two worms .
“Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said
the professor putting a worm first into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a
worm in water could be.
The second worm , he put into the whiskey. It
writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a doornail .
“Now, what lesson can we derive from this
experiment?” the professor asked.
Shyam, who naturally sits in back, raised his
hand and wisely, responded, “Drink whiskey and
you won’t get worms.”
Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in
future?
Ram : I want to be a pilot.
Vinod : I want to be a doctor.
Deepa : I want to be a good mother.
Ravi : I want to help Deepa.
Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog”
is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you
copy his?
Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both
wrote on!!!
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his
mother told him to go out to the back porch and
bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his
mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out
there. It’s dark.”
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You
don’t have to be afraid of the dark,” she
explained. “God is out there. He’ll look after you
and protect you.”
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and
asked, “Are you sure he’s out there?”
“ Yes, I’m sure. He is everywhere, and he is
always ready to help you when you need him,”
she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and
then went to the back door and cracked it a
little. Peering out into the darkness, he called,
“God? If you’re out there, would you please hand
me the broom?”
